IF YOU WANT TO KNACK, JUST SAY IT!

If you want to knack say it
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Omooo. A lot of posts are hanging in my head and pulsing to come out, but this one I couldn’t wait to post. I know its about knack and it is morning butttt. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

There is a Champions League final this evening β€” Chelsea vs Manchester City. I am a Chelsea fan, a not so optimistic one, and today it’s the whole of my nation β€” Nigeria, against Chelsea. Plus, I might just be saving someone, so its dropping this morning.

My friend Stella posted a picture on her WhatsApp status, and I replied, and then my dear readers, this conversation ensued.

The knacks post

So, I told her that n**gas would give if they got p***y, and also that sex is actually both ways, not like only one person enjoys it.

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The Knack Convo:

I understand. But, its you guys audacity for me o. Come lets chill, you dey expect f**k without letting the girl know what you want. Na wa O!

πŸ˜β€¦. If a guy say f**k for instance, shey you go say whether him think say you be ashawo? If he offers money too for it, you’ll feel somehow.

If you say or you don’t say. Its the same thing. So its better you say it.

As a matter of fact, if I offer money for knacks, I won’t enjoy it cos e go be like say na olosho levels.

to knack or not to
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But if you f**k without offering money. You will enjoy it. F**king a girl that is not your girlfriend is what? Na still olosho level things.

F**king a girl you’re not married to, na still olosho things

Gbam

See. You can spend money ehn, become friends, catch cruise, knack. But not, ‘pay me before u knack.’

I prefer someone telling me he wants to f**k o. Then I prepare my mind say na knack I wan knack.

Waiiiitttt! Are you saying it’s better for a guy to just say I want to f**k? Cos ehn …. Many times, a girl you wanna vibe with ends up catching feelings and things spoil

Yes

No be everybody dey collect money. It’s left for you two to decide if she wants money or she wants fun. The point is to let her know first!

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Wait, say I’m a guy ehn. How would you want this to come out? Or you’re a guy talking to a lady, how would u want it to be? How do you come up front to say, see I want to knack you!

Come let’s chill and have fun. Don’t mind if we make love too. Very Simple!

You don’t have to sound rude. E get the level of friendship weh you go deh with person. You fit just say, “make we f**k.” All these depends on the level of friendship.

Omooooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

Omoooo. If a guy sends you this message, what will you do?

If I don’t want to have sex, I will say, “alright, that’s cool but I’m not interested in the love making part.”
If I want to collect money, I will say, “alright, but you will pay for it.”
If I want to have fun, I will say, “Okay, what time?”
This life no hard like that. Your level of friendship with someone determines how you present such words to her.

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Omooooooohhhhh. Which means you believe in being friends first?

Not with everyone.

If I am a guy, any girl I want to have sex with, I will first tell her o. So you don’t come to my house and be forming saint. If you are in, you come. If you are not in, you go!

Not the one you will use ‘chill’, the girl will come and you will start doing like snake on my body. I fit tear you slap!

We are no more children. We should be ready to chest anything and not be disgusting!

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”Omo… I swear, I like this. But guys don’t like fucking stuffs up. Sometimes cos of relationship.

Even if you say the sex or not. When the girl comes,you will still say it in one way or the other. So, why stress yourself and not make the point clear.

What about those that tease and say, “you look hot, or come sexy” and stuffs like that?

That is a compliment!

But I kinda set your mind to what could happen?

That you said I look hot doesn’t mean there is an agreement on both parties.
That is why all these rape issues come in. We are all grown ups.

So you’re saying there’s no wrong with people saying they want to knack straight up

Yes O, to me.

Now, if a guy invites me, I deh even bring up the topic cos I don’t like that kind of disturbance. If you say yes, If I still want to, I will go. But if I don’t want, I will stay back in my house.

I don big pass that stage weh boy go invite me deh touch me anyhow.

WoW!

So guys, after enjoying it (the article please πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚), share too, and don’t leave with that comment. drop your comments here, so the convo continuesπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

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11 Replies to “IF YOU WANT TO KNACK, JUST SAY IT!”

  1. Same here guy, before I invite I dey let am know o. I fit no go talk f**k sha, but I go stylishly let am know say I go like to touch am, kiss am and probably do more if em come. If she doesn’t say no and still comes, that means she wants it too.
    It depends on the level of friendship sha, as she rightly said.

  2. If you want it. Go for it
    If you don’t want, don’t give or accept green light.
    Be Vocal, talk am as e be
    Don’t cut corners, when you wan knack
    Las Las you’ll get a No. Knack no be food you can do without it.

  3. Omor….if guys come out plain to say dey want to knack, the chances of getting laid is slim oo

  4. Most female folks find it quite unappealing and disgusting when they’re told straight-up to the face by the opposite s*x to come prepared to have s*x.Its like seeing Dem like olosho
    They prefer being Friends,asking Dem out, catching cruise and the rest b4 asking for it.
    I remember in my Undergraduate days when I told a colleague to her face that all I wanted was to f**k her and she insulted me to my face.
    For me,I prefer going straight to the point instead of getting into a relationship that we ain’t ready to keep.
    I prefer using the word FWB ie friends with benefit so we both know what we’re up for.

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